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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2005
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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
2005-12-08 12:06:36 UTC
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The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*ahem*


KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... VITO KUHN!

Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4

Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5

Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.


GOLDEN KILLFILE

THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!

Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9

You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... WARHOL!

Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9

Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... VITO KUHN!

Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8

Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?


PALMJOB PADDLE

The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!

Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4

Congratulations, sPammy!


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?


COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2

Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!

Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3

Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!

Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6

Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?


BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... WARHOL!

Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9

Congratulations, Warthole!


UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!

Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4

Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tosser!


TAR & FEATHERS

The winner is... VITO KUHN!

Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7

Congratulations, Frito!


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD

The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!

alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7

Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!


EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2

Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!

Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!

Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4

Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12

Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.


SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER

The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!

Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4

Hi Alexa, and congratulations!


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!

Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8

Congratulations, F'loons!


This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 12:25:34 UTC
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WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
alan jones, as usual, was only an also-ran in both his catagories. *sigh*
jack
2005-12-08 12:52:08 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst some
great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
alan jones, as usual, was only an also-ran in both his catagories. *sigh*
TRULY Paranoid Pambo
2005-12-08 13:48:05 UTC
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Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst some
great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
cute little place:
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 13:58:38 UTC
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Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst some
great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
Or we could wait until Sharon Osbourne buys Neverland and turns it into the
Neverland Perv Mausoleum and Restuarant.
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2005-12-08 15:16:17 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst
some great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
Or we could wait until Sharon Osbourne buys Neverland and turns it
into the Neverland Perv Mausoleum and Restuarant.
I did invite her to Hooters in Addison on Saturday. So far there's no
RSVP. *sigh*

I'm looking forward to one hell of an acceptance speech.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Hammer of Thor - July 2005. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles.
"If you want to remain judged always guilty by God, just hang onto the
OT laws the way that you do." - Georgann on a G*d trip.
GANEFS!
2005-12-19 17:09:20 UTC
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst
some great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
Or we could wait until Sharon Osbourne buys Neverland and turns it
into the Neverland Perv Mausoleum and Restuarant.
I did invite her to Hooters in Addison on Saturday. So far there's no
RSVP. *sigh*
I'm looking forward to one hell of an acceptance speech.
ROFL. i exactly pictured you as the type who would go to hooters and wave
around twenties as tips. i bet they even pretend to listen to your stupid
lines.

thanks for the laugh, nitwit.
--
Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe
"The talk of the sekret AUK
off-newsgroup listserves!"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Hmmmmmm. Is this the Mop Jockey or Alexa?
Moppy.
Are you sure? It had an Alexa/babaloonie addy (one or the other, I
forget which now)...
mop jockey started the "Fart Deco" froggery, which was then adopted by
the oh_brutha20002 sockpuppet machine/fanboi. "FArt Deco" is/was
oh_brutha.
Right, right...I still contend, however, that Alexa is the most likely
candidate for the wearer of the oh_brutha/babaloonie sock, simply because
the style resembles hers quite closely (IMO), posting through Google while
also using a newsreader (Agent 2.0) is easy enough, and oh_brutha seems to
be going after some of Alexa's favourite targets with much the same
attitude as whereisthemoney.org. Plus, of course, she [isn't] happy if
she isn't socking-up all the time...
Charlotte L. Blackmer
2005-12-08 13:13:42 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)

Charlotte
--
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 13:37:07 UTC
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On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY, but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.

PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 13:56:45 UTC
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Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY, but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
PJR :-)
With Wacko's precious catalog and Neverland on the line on 12/20? No matter
which way that goes there is bound to be exquisite k00kouts that will make
the very demons in Hell *weep* out of sheer envy.

It's a lead pipe cinch.
Charlotte L. Blackmer
2005-12-08 14:06:47 UTC
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Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.

It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).

I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.

Charlotte
--
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 14:10:35 UTC
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Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.
Charlotte
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.

Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
tinplated
2005-12-08 21:21:15 UTC
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On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 09:10:35 -0500, "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies"
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.
Charlotte
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.
Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
\crossing fingers, hoping

Will there be _doves_? Oh for the love of all that's holy,
please tell me that there'll be doves.


JD "one for every victim of his predation" S
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 21:24:57 UTC
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Post by tinplated
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 09:10:35 -0500, "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies"
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award.
It
just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.
Charlotte
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.
Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
\crossing fingers, hoping
Will there be _doves_? Oh for the love of all that's holy,
please tell me that there'll be doves.
I'm sure that can be arranged. Stay tuned.
Post by tinplated
JD "one for every victim of his predation" S
An infinite number then?
Archie Leach
2005-12-11 05:16:17 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.
Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
I'm still leaning toward BowTie. But Mt. Pambo has erupted with Much
Foamage and is still going........



copyright ARCHIE LEACH

"On Wordscreens of the World"
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
At one time Duke was the cinderella team in America and everybody loved
them. It was like the Beatles with all the groupies that threw their
underwear at Laettner and Hurley.
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2005-12-08 15:18:22 UTC
Permalink
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award.
It just might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty
good. She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my
vote. ;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's
bons mots with us.
As Official Overseer, I hereby declare that all Spermwhale Russell rants
should be automatically forwarded to AUK and alt.fucknozzles.

ALL HAIL SNEDDON!!!!1!!!!
--
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dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Hammer of Thor - July 2005. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles.
"If you want to remain judged always guilty by God, just hang onto the
OT laws the way that you do." - Georgann on a G*d trip.
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 19:07:32 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 15:18:22 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award.
It just might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty
good. She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my
vote. ;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's
bons mots with us.
As Official Overseer, I hereby declare that all Spermwhale Russell rants
should be automatically forwarded to AUK and alt.fucknozzles.
As FNVW, IAWTP.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
ALL HAIL SNEDDON!!!!1!!!!
ALL HAIL BASHIR!!!!!!!2!!!!

PJR :-)
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Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 19:06:44 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 14:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty
good. She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
You were quite right, but it doesn't apply to KotY or CotY. I suppose
I could exclude Formoasa'ed candidates, but I don't think it's
necessary, since none of them has any chance of winning. Dead
candidates are also not excluded - in fact, EGC picked up a vote or
two last year.
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
sPammy will be competing only with the grown-up kooks this year.

PJR :-)
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g***@efn.org
2005-12-09 13:34:22 UTC
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Post by Peter J Ross
You were quite right, but it doesn't apply to KotY or CotY. I suppose
I could exclude Formoasa'ed candidates, but I don't think it's
necessary, since none of them has any chance of winning. Dead
candidates are also not excluded - in fact, EGC picked up a vote or
two last year.
In that case, let me cast a vote for Earl Gordon Curley this year!

Earl Curley... now, there was a kook for the ages.
A. Jinn
2005-12-08 12:47:56 UTC
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"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <kook-***@NOSPAMinsurgent.org> wrote in message news:dn97o3$joa$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

Hey, what can I say...

If any of the kooks can explain how I produced
the below /as a clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.

The concept that a bunch of MS hating morons
can't tell their asses from their shot glasses
is a sign of youth.

Heh.

Have fun, chillins...
--
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Some personal movies:
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Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 13:44:26 UTC
Permalink
Post by A. Jinn
"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler"
Hey, what can I say...
One day a kook might say, "I now realise that I am a kook. I'll try
hard to mend my ways." But I won't be holding my breath.
Post by A. Jinn
If any of the kooks can explain how I produced the below /as a
clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.
Certainly, Tosser. Your kooksite contains a huge muddle of broken
html, broken javascript and broken active-x controls to do what
anybody else could do with a few dozen lines of php or perl. Even your
much-vaunted .wmv files don't work; presumably you tested them in some
crappy M$ movie player.
Post by A. Jinn
The concept that a bunch of MS hating morons can't tell their asses
from their shot glasses is a sign of youth.
The above gibberish was brought to you by Tommy Tosser's Automated
Philosophy Generator.
Post by A. Jinn
Heh.
Have fun, chillins...
Thank you for the acceptance speech, Tosser. It was pathetic and
partly incomprehensible, but one has to make allowances for the
author's capabilities.

PJR :-)
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A. Jinn
2005-12-08 17:04:14 UTC
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"Peter J Ross" <***@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:***@nntp.petitmorte.net...

No interest in your words, fag-boi.
(Honest...)

Just post the links so we can get down.

You're a pissant.
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http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 19:09:49 UTC
Permalink
Post by A. Jinn
Just post the links so we can get down.
Certainly, Tosser.

http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/whiners.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=bishop


PJR :-)
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Barbara's Cat
2005-12-08 15:16:36 UTC
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Post by A. Jinn
If any of the kooks can explain how I produced
the below /as a clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.
+-------------------------------------------+
Post by A. Jinn
| Prop. fonts are the only feasible choice. |
+-------+-----------------------------------+
|
_,_
(^/ \^)
( @ @ )
---oOO-.-Ooo---
"Peg"
--
Cm~
Michael Cook
2005-12-08 13:16:27 UTC
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"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler"

"BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!

Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets."

I accept the prize with profound gratitude on behalf of kookologists
everywhere and for all those who struggle to bring to light the subtle
insanity that has for so long burdened us, the ten precenters. I accept it
as a tribute to the men and women in whose footsteps I humbly trod, who
founded the modern tradition of the emperor and his new clothes and for
those persons whose lives taught and inspired me: Mark Twain, Peter Ross,
Oscar Wilde, James Sherman, Henry Louis Mencken, Joy, and many others to
numerous to mention. And, of course, I accept it on behalf of the six
million smart (est.) people who have suffered and continue to suffer so
much.
God bless us all, God bless us, every one!
Michael Cook
A. Jinn
2005-12-08 17:02:04 UTC
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"Michael Cook" <***@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:rIudnYQCEcjhrAXeRVn-***@speakeasy.net...\

You are still an inept, ghetto moron.
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Some artsy Usenet porn
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http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
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http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
dave hillstrom
2005-12-08 20:43:18 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
feh. makes me glad to have seceded.
--
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Vote Dave Hillstrom as a write-in for Whining Whinger in AUK November 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.
they need spankings from Brunhilde, the german lunch lady of doom.
Daedalus
2005-12-08 20:44:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by dave hillstrom
On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
feh. makes me glad to have seceded.
Makes me glad to have eaten a big breakfast.

Jade
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 21:32:54 UTC
Permalink
Post by dave hillstrom
On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
I am old and tired. if you can think of seven witty, apropos things to
say about Tommy Tosser, feel free to contribute.
Post by dave hillstrom
feh. makes me glad to have seceded.
k00ksign!

PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
A. Jinn
2005-12-08 23:18:47 UTC
Permalink
"Peter J Ross" <***@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:***@nntp.petitmorte.net...

Dig 'em up, idiot.
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)

http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Peter J Ross
2005-12-09 00:15:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

PJR :-)
--
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
Renay
2005-12-09 00:34:22 UTC
Permalink
Peter J Ross wrote:


Dig 'em up, idiot.

It is all about you.

You will be famous.


--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)

http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Michael Cook
2005-12-09 14:05:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
sig:
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
A. Jinn
2005-12-09 16:00:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by Michael Cook
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
--------------------------------------------------------------

Sure, you had me back then.

Now I'm totally winning, at 1.5 Gig downloaded in
the last 7 days.

You look cute with your kook necklass.

But get back to your website that was busted.
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)

http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Barbara's Cat
2005-12-09 16:35:30 UTC
Permalink
Little Mousy Psycho Tom Bishop squeaked:

+------------------------------------------+
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
+-------+----------------------------------+
|
_,_
(^/ \^)
( @ @ )
---oOO-.-Ooo---
"Peg"
--
Cm~
Dennis M. Hammes
2005-12-09 18:37:21 UTC
Permalink
Post by Michael Cook
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
<autoclip restored>

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
__________

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

etc.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
If a pome falls in the middle of a library and
the Bishop can't read it, does it still say, "Iamb"?
http://scrawlmark.org
Rik Roots
2005-12-09 20:38:04 UTC
Permalink
Post by Michael Cook
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
Nice sig!

Does it need a date, or is the reward eternal?

Rik, knee deep.
--
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Chadwick Stone©
2005-12-08 20:59:26 UTC
Permalink
X-No-Archive: YES
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler has offered into testimony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
And it's Teh Frito by a landslide! Congratulations Kuhntroll freak, you
know qualify for k0oK of the Year... but are you k0oKy enough to go all teh
way?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
Tell me Tommy, when teh helpdesk asks you to ping your gateway, do you type
"PING GATEWAY" or "PING YOUR GATEWAY?"
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading.
(There will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
Good riddance to bad rubbish ;)
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
Why don't you subject this k0oK award announcement to your lossless unibit
kkk0mpression scheme, Warhole?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Hope you got your fucking tetnus shot, censorboi!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
Ditto!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
When was teh last time he self-spnaked?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
sPamela is cleaning house this month!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
Too bad he can't compress the stink he leaves in his wake into his
world-famous unibit!!!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
Better go hide, Frito! You don't want to appear on FAM* with muck all over
your face, now do ya?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
Just imagine the offspring from a Tosser/sPamela k0oK k0pulation.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as
you hate free speech?
Heh heh heh... fitting!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
k0ngratulations AssLexa. Apparently you've been slacking lately, only one
viktory this month?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
Now go grab an 80's boom box and moon walk your pedo-worshipping asses back
to reality.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
--
Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208
ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com
Usenet's most helpful netizen
Hammer of Thor, March 2005
Woodchuck Bill
2005-12-10 20:19:48 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005
Usenet Kook Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored
server have so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
It's about time. Three cheers for Frito! Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you
know now that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't
worth reading. (There will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
So it _is_ true? LMAO! Steve Young actually called John Henry and
others about their domain registrations? Now it all makes sense. He
used to do stuff like that to people in the rec.photo.*
hierarchy (he used to send them packages too)...definitely Steve's
style.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers
built by al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe
that anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
That was a fun troll. Thanks to Jade for her superior trolling talents.
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PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave
enough to answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on
Usenet is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking
in your next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting
that you were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to
"prove" you shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
Fourth HOORAH!
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72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet
posters from outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to
at all at Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine
being has an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as
much as you hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in
stupidity, chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a
single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot
papers were received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun
will continue before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas
Awards.
--
Bill
Anthony
2005-12-11 08:59:56 UTC
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OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?

Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.

<beams>.

Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
slumpy
2005-12-11 10:46:52 UTC
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In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Anthony
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OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the
tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
Could the Cowardly Croatian please explain what his paranoid delusions
actually mean ?

No, I doubt it - I doubt he even knows himself. All he knows is to show a
clean pair of heels and to get away before his speck-sized ego is wiped out
altogether.
--
slumpy
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